Checking Our Oil
A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil! We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical...
Our oil is located in:
ALASKA
CALIFORNIA
COASTAL FLORIDA
COASTAL LOUISIANA
WYOMING
UTAH
KANSAS
OKLAHOMA
PENNSYLVANIA
TEXAS
However, our dipsticks are located in WASHINGTON DC.
posted by Queen Karana @ 8:07 AM
1 Comments:
Hey Karen!!!!! long time no see... I do read your comments to Dubby...and tonight I decided to see who was on her list... I got this recently and I think we should spread it around so NEXT April 1st we can all go around saying " Happy Atheist's Day"!!!
And Congrats on the little prince or princessa! You are right to keep it quiet. I found of my 4 pgs the one that was the 'shortest' was the one I didn't tell anyone about... if they couldn't tell... they didn't get told. I did have one casual friend get 'mad' at me!But you know there is no law that says you have to annouce it or when!
Love you and miss you. ToniAnne
The Atheist’s Holiday-April 1st !
In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the preparation of Easter and Passover holidays. He decided to contact his lawyer about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays while atheists had no holiday to celebrate.
The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the long passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel and declared, 'Case dismissed!'
The lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and said, 'Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah. Yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!'
The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said, 'Obviously your client is too confused to even know about, much less celebrate his own atheists' holiday!'
The lawyer pompously said, 'Your Honor, we are unaware of any such holiday for atheists. Just when might that holiday be, your Honor?'
The judge said, 'Well it comes every year on exactly the same date---April 1st! Since our calendar sets April 1st as ' April Fools Day,' consider that Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, in my opinion, if your client says there is no God, then by Scripture, he is a fool, and April 1st is his holiday!
Now have a good day and get out of my courtroom!
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