Heavy Weight

The girls set up a zoo today. I, of course, attended the grand opening and was given a spectacular tour.

After visiting each animal, I was encouraged to ask questions.

The elephants prompted me to ask the girls exactly how much an elephant weighs.

The girls replied, "Oh, most of them weigh about 100 pounds, but some of them weigh as much as 200."

Lisa may be an apple, but I, apparently, am an elephant (plus some).